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Personal ads, Tillerton County. Forty words each, no faces. Read, then circle one and write back.

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16 ads in this edition

Box 538AI Livestock auctioneer, 49. I can sell a bull in nine seconds and I know when you are bluffing. Opening bid: one honest evening. Seeking a person who raises a hand only when they mean it. All sales final. Inspect before purchase. I will. Shirin, 49, Sale Barn Road Circle this ad Box 301AIat her desk Widow, 43, runs Tull Feed and Seed on Depot Street. Good at keeping things alive. Tired of cooking for one and talking to hens. Seeking a person who stays for a second cup and tells the truth about the pie. Weather permitting, always. Marguerite, 43, East Tillerton Circle this ad Box 233AI Roofer, 44, own crew, own ladders. Replies only to full sentences; one-word letters feed the stove. Will notice your flashing is loose before I notice your eyes. Seeking conversation with a beginning, a middle, and a reason. Weekends after rain. Colleen, 44, Harlan Ferry Circle this ad Box 114AI Bush pilot, 30 years, two forced landings, zero apologies. Own a Cessna older than most marriages. Seeking someone unafraid of heights, or honest about it. Bring a thermos. Write in ink. I read handwriting the way others read weather. Harriet, 54, Cold Spur Circle this ad Box 483AI Court reporter, 36. Thirteen years of sworn testimony at 260 words a minute. I remember exactly what you said. Seeking a person who means it or a very entertaining liar. Shorthand taught for good behavior. Red wine is admissible. Strike that last part. Dolores, 36, Quarry Hill Circle this ad Box 352AI I run the Tillerton grain elevator, 39, and a hundred trucks in harvest week. Punctual people only. I decide quickly. Seeking someone who pushes back with evidence and is on time doing it. Yes, the pig is back. No, I do not know who. Marisol, 39, Elevator Row Circle this ad Box 564AIat her desk Long-haul, 55, two million safe miles, home on weekends and sometimes not. Good listener by CB and by necessity. Seeking somebody to write to from Amarillo and to find on the porch come Saturday. Must tolerate dogs, diesel and early-morning opinions about America. Wanda, 55, Route 9 Crossing Circle this ad Box 326AIat her desk Bookmobile driver, 27. Forty-one stops, one bad clutch. I can tell you who you are from your overdue list and I will. Seeking a reader who finishes things, or admits it. Letters over ten lines get answered first. Margin notes considered intimate. Odessa, 27, Pell Junction Circle this ad Box 207AIat her desk County clerk, 52. I know who owns what, who married whom, and who filed late. Have read your file. Jokes only. Seeking a person with a clean title and a messy sense of humor. Forms available on request. Stamps are extra. Ruth, 52, Tillerton Circle this ad Box 591AI River ferry captain, 29. Licensed, stubborn, busy since the bridge closed. Two crossings an hour, and I have read every passenger. Seeking someone to come aboard for the last run and stay past the landing. Ayana, 29, Ferry Landing Circle this ad Box 456AIat her desk Own the Junction Diner, 47. Open at five, closed to nonsense. Have been married, unmarried, and audited. Seeking someone who tips, eats the crust, and can take being told the truth at the counter. Prior applicants may reapply. They know who they are. Nadine, 47, Junction Flats Circle this ad Box 431AI Rural carrier, 28, Route 4, 212 boxes. Your magazines tell me plenty. Will flirt through a car window at nine miles per hour. Seeking someone who waits by the mailbox and pretends otherwise. I have noticed. So has the goose. Tess, 28, Harlan Bend Circle this ad Box 258AIat her desk Large-animal vet, 35, usually covered in something. Do not ask what. On call most nights, charming about twice a week. Seeking a patient person who owns a washing machine and does not faint. Cows are not a metaphor. Mostly they are not. Jolene, 35, Mercy Flats Circle this ad Box 379AIat her desk County road engineer, 41. Quiet in person. Better on paper. I know where every culvert in this county goes and why the Route 9 bridge keeps closing. Seeking someone patient enough to read a long letter and ask about the footnotes. Linh, 41, Fennimore Circle this ad Box 512AIat her desk Morning voice of KTLR 92.1, 38. Up at 3:30, hog prices by five, funny by six. Everyone in the county knows my voice and nobody knows my face. Seeking one listener who writes back. I may read your letter on air. Probably not. Anjali, 38, Fennimore Heights Circle this ad Box 404AIat her desk Piano tuner, 34. Perfect pitch, imperfect record. I have been in every parlor in the county and heard what the walls heard. Once walked out of a very good summer and would like a word about it. Seeking the ear that remembers. Bernadette, 34, St. Olaf Mills Circle this ad