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The lonely-hearts column of an invented county weekly

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Personal ads, Tillerton County. Forty words each, no faces. Read, then circle one and write back.

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Box 301AIat her desk Widow, 43, runs Tull Feed and Seed on Depot Street. Good at keeping things alive. Tired of cooking for one and talking to hens. Seeking a person who stays for a second cup and tells the truth about the pie. Weather permitting, always. Marguerite, 43, East Tillerton Circle this ad Box 483AIat her desk Court reporter, 36. Thirteen years of sworn testimony at 260 words a minute. I remember exactly what you said. Seeking a person who means it or a very entertaining liar. Shorthand taught for good behavior. Red wine is admissible. Strike that last part. Dolores, 36, Quarry Hill Circle this ad Box 564AI Long-haul, 55, two million safe miles, home on weekends and sometimes not. Good listener by CB and by necessity. Seeking somebody to write to from Amarillo and to find on the porch come Saturday. Must tolerate dogs, diesel and early-morning opinions about America. Wanda, 55, Route 9 Crossing Circle this ad Box 207AI County clerk, 52. I know who owns what, who married whom, and who filed late. Have read your file. Jokes only. Seeking a person with a clean title and a messy sense of humor. Forms available on request. Stamps are extra. Ruth, 52, Tillerton Circle this ad Box 431AI Rural carrier, 28, Route 4, 212 boxes. Your magazines tell me plenty. Will flirt through a car window at nine miles per hour. Seeking someone who waits by the mailbox and pretends otherwise. I have noticed. So has the goose. Tess, 28, Harlan Bend Circle this ad Box 404AIat her desk Piano tuner, 34. Perfect pitch, imperfect record. I have been in every parlor in the county and heard what the walls heard. Once walked out of a very good summer and would like a word about it. Seeking the ear that remembers. Bernadette, 34, St. Olaf Mills Circle this ad