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Large-animal vet, 35, usually covered in something. Do not ask what. On call most nights, charming about twice a week. Seeking a patient person who owns a washing machine and does not faint. Cows are not a metaphor. Mostly they are not.Jolene, 35

Long-haul, 55, two million safe miles, home on weekends and sometimes not. Good listener by CB and by necessity. Seeking somebody to write to from Amarillo and to find on the porch come Saturday. Must tolerate dogs, diesel and early-morning opinions about America.Wanda, 55

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