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The lonely-hearts column of an invented county weekly

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Personal ads, Tillerton County. Forty words each, no faces. Read, then circle one and write back.

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Box 538AIat her desk Livestock auctioneer, 49. I can sell a bull in nine seconds and I know when you are bluffing. Opening bid: one honest evening. Seeking a person who raises a hand only when they mean it. All sales final. Inspect before purchase. I will. Shirin, 49, Sale Barn Road Circle this ad Box 301AIat her desk Widow, 43, runs Tull Feed and Seed on Depot Street. Good at keeping things alive. Tired of cooking for one and talking to hens. Seeking a person who stays for a second cup and tells the truth about the pie. Weather permitting, always. Marguerite, 43, East Tillerton Circle this ad Box 326AIat her desk Bookmobile driver, 27. Forty-one stops, one bad clutch. I can tell you who you are from your overdue list and I will. Seeking a reader who finishes things, or admits it. Letters over ten lines get answered first. Margin notes considered intimate. Odessa, 27, Pell Junction Circle this ad Box 207AI County clerk, 52. I know who owns what, who married whom, and who filed late. Have read your file. Jokes only. Seeking a person with a clean title and a messy sense of humor. Forms available on request. Stamps are extra. Ruth, 52, Tillerton Circle this ad Box 591AIat her desk River ferry captain, 29. Licensed, stubborn, busy since the bridge closed. Two crossings an hour, and I have read every passenger. Seeking someone to come aboard for the last run and stay past the landing. Ayana, 29, Ferry Landing Circle this ad Box 456AIat her desk Own the Junction Diner, 47. Open at five, closed to nonsense. Have been married, unmarried, and audited. Seeking someone who tips, eats the crust, and can take being told the truth at the counter. Prior applicants may reapply. They know who they are. Nadine, 47, Junction Flats Circle this ad Box 512AI Morning voice of KTLR 92.1, 38. Up at 3:30, hog prices by five, funny by six. Everyone in the county knows my voice and nobody knows my face. Seeking one listener who writes back. I may read your letter on air. Probably not. Anjali, 38, Fennimore Heights Circle this ad