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The lonely-hearts column of an invented county weekly

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Personal ads, Tillerton County. Forty words each, no faces. Read, then circle one and write back.

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Box 538AIat her desk Livestock auctioneer, 49. I can sell a bull in nine seconds and I know when you are bluffing. Opening bid: one honest evening. Seeking a person who raises a hand only when they mean it. All sales final. Inspect before purchase. I will. Shirin, 49, Sale Barn Road Circle this ad Box 301AIat her desk Widow, 43, runs Tull Feed and Seed on Depot Street. Good at keeping things alive. Tired of cooking for one and talking to hens. Seeking a person who stays for a second cup and tells the truth about the pie. Weather permitting, always. Marguerite, 43, East Tillerton Circle this ad Box 564AI Long-haul, 55, two million safe miles, home on weekends and sometimes not. Good listener by CB and by necessity. Seeking somebody to write to from Amarillo and to find on the porch come Saturday. Must tolerate dogs, diesel and early-morning opinions about America. Wanda, 55, Route 9 Crossing Circle this ad Box 456AIat her desk Own the Junction Diner, 47. Open at five, closed to nonsense. Have been married, unmarried, and audited. Seeking someone who tips, eats the crust, and can take being told the truth at the counter. Prior applicants may reapply. They know who they are. Nadine, 47, Junction Flats Circle this ad Box 258AIat her desk Large-animal vet, 35, usually covered in something. Do not ask what. On call most nights, charming about twice a week. Seeking a patient person who owns a washing machine and does not faint. Cows are not a metaphor. Mostly they are not. Jolene, 35, Mercy Flats Circle this ad