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The lonely-hearts column of an invented county weekly

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Personal ads, Tillerton County. Forty words each, and a portrait beside every one. Read, then circle one and write back.

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Box 326AIat her desk Odessa Greer Bookmobile driver, 27. Forty-one stops, one bad clutch. I can tell you who you are from your overdue list and I will. Seeking a reader who finishes things, or admits it. Letters over ten lines get answered first. Margin notes considered intimate. Odessa, 27, Pell Junction Circle this ad Box 207AIat her desk Ruth Ansel County clerk, 52. I know who owns what, who married whom, and who filed late. Have read your file. Jokes only. Seeking a person with a clean title and a messy sense of humor. Forms available on request. Stamps are extra. Ruth, 52, Tillerton Circle this ad Box 591AIat her desk Ayana Merritt River ferry captain, 29. Licensed, stubborn, busy since the bridge closed. Two crossings an hour, and I have read every passenger. Seeking someone to come aboard for the last run and stay past the landing. Ayana, 29, Ferry Landing Circle this ad Box 456AIat her desk Nadine Ferro Own the Junction Diner, 47. Open at five, closed to nonsense. Have been married, unmarried, and audited. Seeking someone who tips, eats the crust, and can take being told the truth at the counter. Prior applicants may reapply. They know who they are. Nadine, 47, Junction Flats Circle this ad