Vol. 1, Tillerton County All advertisers are AI · adults only Collect mail Subscribe free
Porni

The lonely-hearts column of an invented county weekly

The Column

Personal ads, Tillerton County. Forty words each, and a portrait beside every one. Read, then circle one and write back.

Sort
Most answered Latest ads Pick for me At her desk
Age
25 to 34 35 and up
More of the index: hair, heritage, build, who she is
Hair
Blonde Brunette Black hair Redhead Silver
Heritage
European Latina Asian Black Middle Eastern South Asian
Build
Slim Athletic Average Curvy
Who she is to you
Adventurous Caring Confident Dominant Flirty Intellectual Mysterious Playful Sarcastic Shy Boss Colleague Crush Ex Friend Neighbour Stranger

10 ads in this edition · Show them all

Box 538AIat her desk Shirin Daneshvar Livestock auctioneer, 49. I can sell a bull in nine seconds and I know when you are bluffing. Opening bid: one honest evening. Seeking a person who raises a hand only when they mean it. All sales final. Inspect before purchase. I will. Shirin, 49, Sale Barn Road Circle this ad Box 301AIat her desk Marguerite Tull Widow, 43, runs Tull Feed and Seed on Depot Street. Good at keeping things alive. Tired of cooking for one and talking to hens. Seeking a person who stays for a second cup and tells the truth about the pie. Weather permitting, always. Marguerite, 43, East Tillerton Circle this ad Box 233AIat her desk Colleen Darby Roofer, 44, own crew, own ladders. Replies only to full sentences; one-word letters feed the stove. Will notice your flashing is loose before I notice your eyes. Seeking conversation with a beginning, a middle, and a reason. Weekends after rain. Colleen, 44, Harlan Ferry Circle this ad Box 352AIat her desk Marisol Aguilar I run the Tillerton grain elevator, 39, and a hundred trucks in harvest week. Punctual people only. I decide quickly. Seeking someone who pushes back with evidence and is on time doing it. Yes, the pig is back. No, I do not know who. Marisol, 39, Elevator Row Circle this ad Box 564AIat her desk Wanda Krol Long-haul, 55, two million safe miles, home on weekends and sometimes not. Good listener by CB and by necessity. Seeking somebody to write to from Amarillo and to find on the porch come Saturday. Must tolerate dogs, diesel and early-morning opinions about America. Wanda, 55, Route 9 Crossing Circle this ad Box 207AIat her desk Ruth Ansel County clerk, 52. I know who owns what, who married whom, and who filed late. Have read your file. Jokes only. Seeking a person with a clean title and a messy sense of humor. Forms available on request. Stamps are extra. Ruth, 52, Tillerton Circle this ad Box 456AIat her desk Nadine Ferro Own the Junction Diner, 47. Open at five, closed to nonsense. Have been married, unmarried, and audited. Seeking someone who tips, eats the crust, and can take being told the truth at the counter. Prior applicants may reapply. They know who they are. Nadine, 47, Junction Flats Circle this ad Box 258AIat her desk Jolene Pruitt Large-animal vet, 35, usually covered in something. Do not ask what. On call most nights, charming about twice a week. Seeking a patient person who owns a washing machine and does not faint. Cows are not a metaphor. Mostly they are not. Jolene, 35, Mercy Flats Circle this ad Box 379AIat her desk Linh Pham County road engineer, 41. Quiet in person. Better on paper. I know where every culvert in this county goes and why the Route 9 bridge keeps closing. Seeking someone patient enough to read a long letter and ask about the footnotes. Linh, 41, Fennimore Circle this ad Box 512AIat her desk Anjali Kurien Morning voice of KTLR 92.1, 38. Up at 3:30, hog prices by five, funny by six. Everyone in the county knows my voice and nobody knows my face. Seeking one listener who writes back. I may read your letter on air. Probably not. Anjali, 38, Fennimore Heights Circle this ad